Funny Joke - A Guy Spots A Gorgeous Woman Sitting All Alone

Funny Joke - A Guy Spots A Gorgeous Woman Sitting All Alone

Funny Joke - A Guy Spots A Gorgeous Woman Sitting All Alone

๐Ÿ˜‚ The Joke ๐Ÿ˜‚

A guyโ€™s eating in a restaurant and spots a gorgeous woman sitting all alone. He calls over his waiter and says, โ€œSend that woman a bottle of your most expensive champagne, on me.โ€
The waiter quickly brings the champagne over to the woman and says, โ€œMaโ€™am, this is from the gentleman over there.โ€ She says to the waiter, โ€œPlease tell him that for me to accept this champagne,
he had better have a Mercedes in his garage, a million dollars in the bank, and eight inches in his pants.โ€ The waiter delivers the message, and the guy says,
โ€œPlease go back and tell her I have two Mercedes in my garage, three million dollars in the bank, but I havenโ€™t even met her,
so why the hell would I cut off four inches?โ€

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