Funny Joke - A Guy Spots A Gorgeous Woman Sitting All Alone

Funny Joke - A Guy Spots A Gorgeous Woman Sitting All Alone

Funny Joke - A Guy Spots A Gorgeous Woman Sitting All Alone

๐Ÿ˜‚ The Joke ๐Ÿ˜‚

A guy’s eating in a restaurant and spots a gorgeous woman sitting all alone. He calls over his waiter and says, “Send that woman a bottle of your most expensive champagne, on me.”
The waiter quickly brings the champagne over to the woman and says, “Ma’am, this is from the gentleman over there.” She says to the waiter, “Please tell him that for me to accept this champagne,
he had better have a Mercedes in his garage, a million dollars in the bank, and eight inches in his pants.” The waiter delivers the message, and the guy says,
“Please go back and tell her I have two Mercedes in my garage, three million dollars in the bank, but I haven’t even met her,
so why the hell would I cut off four inches?”

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